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support:

Having trouble logging into the app? If you have Two-Factor Authentication enabled, you are awesome and a bastion of security in an insecure world. And you will also need to follow these steps: 
From your computer, click the gear icon at the top of your Dashboard, then click “Account” on the right side of the page.
Under “Security,” click “Generate mobile password.”
Enter your regular Tumblr account password and click “Enter password.”
Enter the code shown into your app’s password box to log in.
If you don’t have Two-Factor Authentication enabled or that still doesn’t help, try restarting the app. If you’re an iOS 7 user, this means double tapping the home button and swiping up the Tumblr app. For iOS 6, click the Home button twice, and then tap and hold the Tumblr app icon. Once it begins to shake, tap the - (minus sign) to force quit.

support:

Having trouble logging into the app? If you have Two-Factor Authentication enabled, you are awesome and a bastion of security in an insecure world. And you will also need to follow these steps: 

  1. From your computer, click the gear icon at the top of your Dashboard, then click “Account” on the right side of the page.
  2. Under “Security,” click “Generate mobile password.”
  3. Enter your regular Tumblr account password and click “Enter password.”
  4. Enter the code shown into your app’s password box to log in.

If you don’t have Two-Factor Authentication enabled or that still doesn’t help, try restarting the app. If you’re an iOS 7 user, this means double tapping the home button and swiping up the Tumblr app. For iOS 6, click the Home button twice, and then tap and hold the Tumblr app icon. Once it begins to shake, tap the - (minus sign) to force quit.

5 days ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 1,039 notes

Urgent security update

support:

Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.

5 days ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 174,829 notes
Some people may call me a furtive dogmatic type of person, but no one can emulate me.

Some people may call me a furtive dogmatic type of person, but no one can emulate me.

1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #SAT Vocabulary 

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad
romeo: ill never be happy
romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo: WHO DAT
romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo: imma dance with her
romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet: dafuq are you
romeo: shh *kiss*
juliet: :oo
*party over*
romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo: LADY
romeo: HEY LADY
juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet: dont you think its too soon
romeo: idk
juliet: brb
romeo: k
juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo: yeh
friar: ok fine ur married
rome and juli: yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo: hnnn
tybalt: ....
romeo HNNN
tybalt: ...
romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo: i sorry
prince: no ur banished
romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo: k *leaves*
juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet: ok
juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse: k
juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
romeo: WHAT
romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo: *buys potion*
romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo: but im sure she is
romeo: *kiss juliet*
romeo: *drinks poison*
romeo: he ded
juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet: HE DED
juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar: *comes in cell*
friar: uh oh
prince: WHAT DIS
CAPULET: WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
1 week ago on April 7th, 2014 | J | 195,597 notes
His bluer-than-blue eyes blazed like guide lights on an airfield at night.
Confessions Of A Murder Suspect (James Patterson)
2 weeks ago on March 29th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
PLEASE SHARE! This is a really good question to be asking and no one has even drawn much attention towards it.

PLEASE SHARE! This is a really good question to be asking and no one has even drawn much attention towards it.

3 weeks ago on March 25th, 2014 | J | 3 notes
How in the world does Pouria Mehrdad look like Christian Kozel? At least the other guy tried to look like Luigi Maraldi. Someone please tell me that I’m not the only one that can tell the difference between Mehrdad and Kozel.
If the average person can tell the difference, why can’t highly qualified officials?
If someone gets offended by this post, I am really sorry. I’m just pointing out the fact that Mehrdad and Kozel don’t look like each other at all and Mehrdad get past security without any questioning. I’m not thinking about anything else besides for that. If there is something that you end up finding completely offensive about this post, I am seriously sorry, I did not mean it that way.

How in the world does Pouria Mehrdad look like Christian Kozel? At least the other guy tried to look like Luigi Maraldi. Someone please tell me that I’m not the only one that can tell the difference between Mehrdad and Kozel.

If the average person can tell the difference, why can’t highly qualified officials?

If someone gets offended by this post, I am really sorry. I’m just pointing out the fact that Mehrdad and Kozel don’t look like each other at all and Mehrdad get past security without any questioning. I’m not thinking about anything else besides for that. If there is something that you end up finding completely offensive about this post, I am seriously sorry, I did not mean it that way.

3 weeks ago on March 23rd, 2014 | J | 0 notes
It’s like being a camera and the subject of its photographs at the same time.
Confessions of a Murder Suspect (James Patterson)
3 weeks ago on March 23rd, 2014 | J | 0 notes

Old iPod

I have several old iPods and one of them is a 2nd generation iPod touch. I’m listening to the songs on this iPod and I’m asking myself “Why the heck did I get that song?” and others I’m saying “Oh yeah! I know why I got this one!” It’s really surprising what songs I have on this iPod. I feel like making a list of songs that surprise me and those that don’t, but remind me of the past, so I will.

"Why did I get this song?":
- Round & Round (Selena Gomez)
-It’s On (Cast of Camp Rock 2)
-Run It Back Again (Corbin Bleu)

"Oh yeah! I know why I got this!":
-Jump On it (Sir Mix-A-Lot)
-Temperature (Sean Paul)
-Walk the Dinosaur (Starlite Singers)
-Best Friend (Toy-Box)
-That’s Not My Name (The Ting Tings)
-Lollipop (The Chordettes)
-Geek Love [Oh My Gosh version] (Fan-3)

That’s all I’m doing. I gotta jam out to Geek Love right now.

4 weeks ago on March 20th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

MH370: American Connection

While there were only 3 American nationals on board, there were more with a connection to America.

Qiao Xing: Graduate of University of Southern California (Class of 2012), went by her English name, Joy. She was working for Shell Oil in Beijing.

Mei Chng: Lived and worked near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. She was/is a senior process engineer for Eastman Chemical Company.

Philip Wood: Texas native that was working for IBM in Beijing.

Nicole Meng: 4-year-old child from America that was likely traveling with one parent, Bing Meng. Although there is no confirmation about this, just my theory. Bing Meng may be a completely different person from another family.

Yan Zhang: 2-year-old from America that was likely traveling with one parent, Yan Zhang. This is not confirmed, just a theory that Yan Zhang could be a parent.

(This will be updated if anymore people have an American connection.)

1 month ago on March 15th, 2014 | J | 0 notes